ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

haveigonetoofar:

puertoricantwink:

me towards the end of the school year

if only it was 2 seconds longer.

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dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

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(Source: glossery)

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

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#Levels

adventcalendars:

mom… dad… i’m…

#gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer #gays #gaybody #gaymen

(Source: flamingno)

literallysame:

YAAAAASSSSSS GRANDMA YAAAAASSSSSSSSS

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer)