harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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jollymarco:

intimateaff3ction:

modelingschool:

sailorsativa:

mississippi72:

afrofilipino:

I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 

IM SCTEming

Lmfao go awwwwf!

SHIETTT

what the fuck man

(Source: mangoaide)

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

rect:

fstw:

rect:

I am eating bread

Amazing tell us more

it’s very good

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

kimkardashingthroughtthesnow:

Perfect song for any party. Even a funeral.

(Source: tether-beat)

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

chakram-warrior:

So I was playing with my rats today and..

lesbianforziall:

"Calum Hood nudes leaked"

"Jennifer Lawrence nudes leaked"

"Victoria Justice nudes leaked"

me:

(Source: putahilton)