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hotpielookedlikehotpie:

why is it so expensive to be alive

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napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

(Source: gapingfurnace)

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ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket

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(Source: boobschele)

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gayuncle:

cute

(Source: )

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beyoncebeytwice:

every website i sign up for that asks for my zip code i just put 90210

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porkot:

thats a lot of times i couldnt stop laughing

porkot:

thats a lot of times i couldnt stop laughing

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(Source: sh4ne)

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BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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(Source: xlivelaughlovex13)

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spencreid:

my last words will probably be, “set up a queue so i don’t lose followers”

(Source: harrytyles)

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dadsgladtoday:

*leaves socks on during sex*

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assiest:

if people have a tagged/me with no actual photos of themselves i just assume that they look like this

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(Source: sadattemptataclevername)

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