June 2012
hotpielookedlikehotpie:
why is it so expensive to be alive
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
beyoncebeytwice:
every website i sign up for that asks for my zip code i just put 90210
“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
spencreid:
my last words will probably be, “set up a queue so i don’t lose followers”
dadsgladtoday:
*leaves socks on during sex*
assiest:
if people have a tagged/me with no actual photos of themselves i just assume that they look like this
iphone420:
remember when rob kardashian was fat
queerard:
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
thelordofthebutts:
shout out to hot people for being hot
sportyspice94:
justin biebers mom must be so proud for producing that smokin hot piece of man
mirandacosgrove:
therealdoge:
does miranda cosgrove know shes so popular on here?
yeah
tangletots:
FAQ
Q: your so pretty
A: i know :) also you’re* xDDD
Watchnicklugo:
Cool Guy has Chill Day
h0odrich:
hohokev:
bitchnobodyaskedyou:
tsarcasm:
dumbfuckery:
peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry and wiping with it that’s for eating my ramen
that is so
beyond unnecessary
this is the type of shit i would stab a bitch in the face for
ramen 20 cents a packet
yet again an accurate url
unfreshing:
i mean let’s be honest i’m prettier than all of the girls 1d pays attention to
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
sportyspice94:
i still listen to party in the usa idgaf that song is the bomb.com
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
